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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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