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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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