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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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