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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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