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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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