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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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