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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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