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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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