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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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