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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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