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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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