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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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