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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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