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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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