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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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