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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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