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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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