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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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