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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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