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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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