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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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