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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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