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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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