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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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