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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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