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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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