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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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