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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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