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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
labrador 🐕
Bella
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a hyena 🐺
a cow 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a hippo 🦛
a bear 🐻
an ostrich 🐦
a cheetah 😺
a lynx 😺
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