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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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