Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.