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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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