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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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