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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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