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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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