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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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