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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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