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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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