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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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