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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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