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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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