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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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