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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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