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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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