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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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