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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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