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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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