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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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