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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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