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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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