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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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