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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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