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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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