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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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