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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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