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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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