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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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