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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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