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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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