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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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