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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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