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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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