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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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