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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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