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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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