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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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