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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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