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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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