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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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